Geeks and nerds can rock your world in bed if you give them the chance. There are at least 10 ways geeks are good in bed. Here are some of them.
Why Are Nerds Great In Bed?
Geeks are known for their prowess in the bedroom. But for people who are so socially awkward, how do they get so good at sex?
In this article, I will discuss a few of the many reasons geeks are good in bed.
1. Geeks Are Smart About Sex
Geeks are studious and interested in learning everything they can about the topics they are interested in, and sex is no exception. When a geek knows they are going to have the opportunity to have sex, they will study up on various techniques, learn sex trivia, and find out the best ways to bring their partners to orgasm. When I was a teen and realized I could get laid, I checked out every book in the library on the topic and studied all kinds of sex techniques. I was ravenous for more information about how to be good at sex and all the different variations that interested me. By the end of the summer, I was a 17-year-old sex expert and my partners benefitted from it.
2. Geeks Are Passionate About Their Interests
Geeks like to give everything their best effort. In bed, they give sex their full attention and go for the gusto. You can expect sex with a geek to be energetic and passionate. Geeks adore their partners and want to make them feel good. They want to be known for being good at something people don’t expect from a nerd.
3. Geeks Like To Role Play
Playing Dungeons and Dragons or being a big comics fan has some beneficial side effects when it comes to sex with a geek. Don’t be surprised if your geek wants to have D&D themed sex – or even to make sex part of your D&D game. In this episode of Dungeons and Dicks, the Dungeon Master has you roll on a chart of random sex acts then you play out the scenario. Maybe the player is seducing an NPC in the game? OK – let’s see how you do it. Want to bring peace between dwarfs and elves through an ancient sex ritual? Play it out… Maybe the Arch-Nemesis has captured the hero and is doing naughty things to them? Play out the scene. Sex with nerds can be an imaginative and kinky experience.
4. Geeks Are Imaginative
Geeks can come up with the most interesting sex play and dirty talk because they are so well-read and informed. They usually have a large vocabulary and will come up with interesting things to say to get you in the mood or pique your interest in sex. Maybe they will come up with something sexy based on Star Wars, or maybe they know some sexy quotes from Shakespeare? Geeks can always keep you guessing and interested by using their imagination.
5. Geeks Are Into Science
Geeks know how the senses work and how important they are to the sexual experience and will make an effort to make the sex experience a sensual one. They like to study diagrams and statistics to help optimize the sex experience for maximum pleasure.
6. Geeks Like To Experiment
Don’t be surprised that your favorite geek is willing to try new things. New positions, new experiences, new toys, and new techniques are all of interest to geeks. Being generally open-minded, geeks are interested in finding out what feels good and experimenting in bed.
7. Geeks Have A Great Sense Of Humor
Geeks love to laugh and make others laugh too. Your sex nerd will make jokes or come up with puns that make you crack up during sex. Laughing is a known aphrodisiac and geeks have a natural way of providing that aphrodisiac in large quantities.
8. Geeks Tend To Be Non-judgmental and Non-superficial
A little overweight? A bit too skinny? Is your hair a mess? Geeks don’t care. Geeks don’t like to be judged by their outward appearance because they know it’s inner beauty that counts. They are more interested in the inner Geeks are more interested in what’s inside than how it looks on the outside. Internal beauty is the geek’s focus.
9. Geeks Are Interested In Tech And Toys
Check out the geek’s sex toy box and you will find all sorts of strange devices meant for stimulating the senses and enriching the sexual experience. You might find the latest programmable vibrators, dildos, and TENS units to keep you stimulated and spice up the act. You might find blindfolds, ball gags, and handcuffs as well. Geeks like to play with toys and the more tech the better. Geeks will be the first to indulge in VR sex with you.
10. Geeks Have Soft Hands
Geeks don’t work with their hands, they prefer to use their brains, and because of that, they don’t have calluses to scratch your sensitive spots.
Well, there you have it: ten ways geeks are better in bed.
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